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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 01:02

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

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A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun